watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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