I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Boobs are out for the taking
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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