I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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