What a fucking waste of an outfit
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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