so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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