I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Randomize
