so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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