dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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