I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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