everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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