She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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