Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
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