she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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