Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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