i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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