Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
