Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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