similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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