she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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