yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
