it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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