When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
But break dance skills will only take you so far
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
not ubering you a puppy
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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