yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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