Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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