3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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