We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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