the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Randomize
