why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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