I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
