Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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