Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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