garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I intend to get homeless drunk
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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