She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I'm determined to sit on that face.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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