You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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