Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
she woke up with a sticky ear
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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