i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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