Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
Help. Why am I so naked?
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