dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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