the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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