gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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