just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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