I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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