Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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