i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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