kristin has been a bad kristin
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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