Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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