im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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