Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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