fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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