I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
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