Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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