jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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