You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
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