I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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