So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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