Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
