How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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