Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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