U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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